She came in through the bathroom window－小宇宙的小世界

(Listen to that now... 現在可仔細聽好了...)
(Oh, look out! 喔，你瞧!)

She came in through the bathroom window 她從浴室窗戶闖了進來
Protected by a silver spoon 這可是一個含著金湯匙長大的人啊
But now she sucks her thumb and wonders 但如今她也只能吮著拇指
By the banks of her own lagoon 在她自家池邊遊蕩

Didn't anybody tell her 難道沒人告訴她?
Didn't anybody see 難道沒人明白?
Sunday's on the phone to Monday 就算是跟自己八竿子不著邊的鳥事
Tuesday's on the phone to me 到最後還是會自己找上門來

She said she'd always been a dancer 她說她當了很久的舞者
She worked at fifteen clubs a day 一天得跑十五場俱樂部
And though she thought that I knew the answer 儘管她認為我知道如何解決這個問題
Well I knew what I could not say 但我知道我還是別說出口的好

And so I quit the police department 所以我辭了警察
And got myself a steady job 給自己找了一份更「安定」的工作
And though she tried her best to help me 儘管她想盡力幫我忙
She could steal, but she could not rob 可以偷可以竊，但就是不能硬搶啊